If one has zero flight training, but wants to learn the basics, so that they might be able to land an airbus in a Helios 522 type scenario (or any double pilot incapacitation for that matter), what would be the best simulator to learn on and what specifically would be best to learn (basically how to communicate with ATC and perform an auto-land).
I am fully aware that it takes thousands of hours of training to learn to fly and do not expect to be some sort of pilot after just using a simulator. Basically the premise of the question relates to increasing chances of survivability in-case of such an emergency and there being no other experienced people on-board (even if the increase is only by a few percentage points:)
Edit: Also, if the flight crew were all incapacitated, how would one enter the cockpit?